Oi!  <----Yes, that's a cool greeting that folks in the UK use, it's kinda like 'hey'.  I think it sounds cool.

Much thanks for checking out my bio.  Odds are you heard me on Froggy in the afternoon and thought "What a weird voice.  I wonder what that joker looks like?".  Or perhaps you're an insomniac waiting for your Ambien to kick in.  Alright let's be honest, you're killing time at work.